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... index finger of your right hand is shorter or longer than the ring finger and if it had been announced yesterday, you'd say April Fool. As it is, all I can say is I'm not even repressed any more. Frankness about sex, if you ask me, has been the secret of ...

... SEE INTERVIEW: Page 8 me. I believed at first that it was an April fool's joke on the basis that April 1 was the next day, but I realised how serious the matter was when two other guys came out of the shadows, one of whom had a petrol container. I visualised ...

... promised would see presenter Verity Sharp explore the seminal work of Buck's Fizz. Then realisation dawned. It was an April Fools' spoof for the day that was in it. Well, ho ho ruddy ho. The Late Junction gag fell flat for three reasons. One, and most ...

... TUESDAY TV Nightmares You've Been Fooled (7.30 pm, UN) 8 As it's April Fool's Day, there's some excuse for this show of TV pranks, hosted by Steve Penk current king of comic clips with Esther Rantzen and Fiona Phillips, who lend a certain respectability ...

... combined universities team. After college, he worked with Mobil and Aer Lingus before joining Denis Brosnan in Kerry on April Fool's day 1972. Served as Brosnan's deputy for 30 years before becoming group CEO in January 2002. Car. BMW 7. Reading: Undaunted ...

... brutally honest, with very unusual insights into just about everything. He was very funny, too. Brando's favorite holiday was April Fool's ...