... to detain him. Chairman—You made an April fool of him? Complainant—He made an April fool of himself. He might have been killed if we had not brought him in. Mr. W. Byrne—Or killed somebody else. Defendant was fined 10s. 6d. and costs. DRUNK. John Hill ...

... APRIL FOOL. A lull policeman, hearing police whistle blown, dashed into a hall give assistance—to a comic policeman an amateur performance which was in progress. ...

... APRIL FOOL!” Ist April is tae day when the wiv walk warily : when humorist* pom-rally take leave of their f.K>ls fall victims their snares. How the absurd custom fooling' a person the Ist day April oriniuated not altogether clear—there are many theories ...

... April Fool? This is first day of April© Hunt tho gowk another mil©.’* But as wc write the public has no heart for these little jokes. They are, no doubt, good upon occasion. To hunt the gowk another mile, send the youngest of the family for a pennyworth ...

... April fool The whole thing was stupid hoax by schoolboy who no doubt regarded It contribution to the celebration of April Pool •a Day. At the end Sir David's statement the whole House joined in loud laughter which lasted lor several moments. ...

... April Fool April I. or All Fools* Day. not a purely British custom, having been celebrated in India from time immemorial by a festival known as the Holi. It is celebrated much the same in this country, with the exception that the voung Hindus are addicted ...

... APRIL FOOL For the month of April we admit to being just a little foolish. If you stay with us throe days or more dinner, bed and breaKtast. will only cost £12.00 + VAT (daily per person). Only a fool would attempt to use all the amenities, golf at Rosemounl ...

... The April Fool April 2 moos SECTION FIRST.—ILICHAILD HOUSE, 62, Peppard £o ad, Caversham, Reading (11 years). Beading . School. — BECOND.—SIMILA J. 37, North Street, Cavereham, _ . _ . , Reading (10 years). Caventham Primary School. HIGHLY COMM. DOROTHY ...

... THE APRIL FOOL. I found a letter lying upon my table. I picked it up and gazed nervously at the prescription. It from some one of my numerous lady friends,” I inwardly mused, hastening to get into its contents. April fool!” were the only words that met ...

... AN APRIL FOOL fished bought • Neu poeket-book. Who ho wae is rug of say importance sod as aohod) Ind to this it a perhaps, to hells it as I do. Be bed bought a new pootet-buolc, sad put be money n. had some doubts as to the ot disposing or the other. ...

... April fool! RADIO listeners on Tuesday heard that Fowley Island, which is in the Swale of Eastchurch Marshes, was to be taken away because it was a danger to shipping. According to the announcer on the Today programme on Radio 4, the island was to be ...

... APRIL FOOL! The fact that an extension until 2 a.m. had been secured, and that April lit commenced at midnight. lent an admirable oppor t un ity for the playing of an April Fool'. Day upon the whole of the intuits'. At the stroke of midnight, the baud ...