... No April fool for lovely Laura (Sunday) Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all? ASK a silly question who is the second fairest? Laura Bermingham it's obvious. My favourite model is to join Clare McKeon in New Labour next Spring. Laura ...

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... index finger of your right hand is shorter or longer than the ring finger and if it had been announced yesterday, you'd say April Fool. As it is, all I can say is I'm not even repressed any more. Frankness about sex, if you ask me, has been the secret of ...

... I think he should be told. After an hour in Lourdes I have decided to leave the Sunday Independent and become a priest. April fool. Lourdes isn't necessarily the first place on the planet you'd think that would win an award for April foolery but it should ...

... (Bpm, Channel 4) 1870 Making babies on April Fool's Day radio proviow Declan McCormack BEWARE not so much the Ides of March as the Idiocies of April 1. UK station Classic FM recently made an April's Fool of itself in mid-March. It designated March 13 ...

... ROWS • No April fools at Irish Life • Fyffes' war chest analysis profile Gordon Brown ...