... ] An obvious spoof, this one HOW did you do at spotting our April Fools Day spoof news report this year? | wasn’'t in on the joke in advance and | thought it was a bit obvious, not up to the usual standard - mainly because | had it pegged before | ...

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... she did have one or two things going for her in the Dolly Parton lookalike competition! get up to next is anyone’s guess. April Fool’s Day is only a matter of weeks away now! Another heart which started booming rather too loudly was that of the old battleaxe ...

... has the freedom of the house, he has never flown away before,”” said Mrs Ogden. Fourteen-monlhAO%d Cleo disappeared on April Fools’ Day. Mrs Ogden bought him a year ago from a Halfiax pet shop and trained him to balance on her finger, nibble her ear and ...

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... Chris Evans Image: Ginger-haired motormouth. Best Known For: His endless stunts, both on and off air. Early Life: Born on April Fool's Day in 1966 and grew up in Warrington. His father died when Chris was 13, he left school at 16 and had 21 jobs in four ...

... Rev Brian Anderson on his first visit to_conduct Morning Worlhi& at Pannal. He ascertained from the children that it was April Fools' Day, and said that some people think you're a fool iVou're a Christian. Mr Eric Mitchell read from St Mark’s Gospel how ...

... Catch the latest angling news with KEN HERBERT v Don’t be a fool »oit dat your licence IT IS April Fools day on Saturday which, significantly for freshwater anglers, is the day the new rod licences for 2000/2001 come into force. Currently, licences. which ...

... be said for farmers, the service will have a rural theme, and a collection in aid of farmers affected will be taken. An April Fools Day joint service of Anglicans and Methodists at Staintondale has been cancelled because of the outbreak. Get in step at ...

... Comedy, starring Chevy Chase. 9.45 The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (15) (1991) Comedy, starring Leslie Nielsen. 11.15 April Fool's Day (18) (1986) 12.45 Half Baked 2.10 Indiscreet 3.50 If Only SKky SPoRTs 1 6.00 Aerobics Oz Style 6.30 Triathlon World ...

... pockets each week this year and 86p less next year. S b~ carborough group spokesman Paul Hyde said: “The charge comes in on April Fool’s Day but we think it will be no laughing matter for those already worst affected by poverty and living on benefits. ...

... Rough opener for riders THE first Paragon Cycling Club event of the year took place on April Fool's Day, but the only people laughing were the Club's former president Stan Chadwick and Elaine Ward, the former Best British Allround Champion. They were ...