... by Mike Scott When | thought about it a?ain, however, | came to the conclusion there was little point spending mone‘on g?metr}ingbzhic is atantly obvious. ol CAm!OT confirm this is true because | haven't mmn' it for m . am nfi:;l.'y informed hot cross ...

... by Mike Scott A few evenings ago | answered the door to be confronted by a young man who spun round on one heel, pointed a finger at me and came out with the magic words: “Have I got an offer for you, man.” As his approach coincided with the start of ...

... by MIKE SCOTT “| have got to have a cat fla‘r, he told his bemused mum and dad. Safe in the knowledge that the only animal in Oliver! is Bill kaes' dog Buliseye, th:‘y questioned him on why he should want a piece of apparatus normally associated with ...

... by Mike Scott which claims that if you enLo.y it, it has got to be bad for you. Long live the bouncy castles. O MOCgT shops should have cleared their shelves of Easter eggs by Tuesday morning. ‘ | wonder how long it will be before Christmas cards go on ...

... by Mike Scott nwtotwavwhony;unofl:m lorries some front . Dnotoflnmn,flnlnm vdlid.’mddropch.ekto 28mph, the one behind manages 30mph. So what happens? The driver immediately pulls out to overtake while the rest of the traffic is reduced to a crawil. The answer ...

... by Mike Scott wellington boots drying by worries me is that the Aussies always reckon they can come up with something better than their Kiwi cousins. Goodness knows what it will be. ’ 0 FORGET about Chinese satellites plunging into the south Atlantic ...

... by Mike Scott THE winner and runner-up in the country section of the Kent Messenger Pub of the Year competition have three things in common. The Rose and Crown at Perry Wood, near Faversham, and the Dove at Dargate are both off the beaten track, they ...

... by Mike Scott growis e the odd snappi molars soemo:‘nouder than the actual storm. | was forced to leave him until things calmed down again. Afterwards he was as nice as pie, of course. His face conveyed the fact butter would not melt in his mouth, his ...

... by Mike Scott the way — nine out of 10 people get the pronunciation wrong. Instead of being called Sharn, as it ith comes L or even She-Ann. It got so bad at one ua’qdndm ¢ it to Sian Smith. O JUST to prove | am totally neutral as far as the General Election ...

... By MIKE SCOTT Mdhmflnstoebd disinfectant, its owners took it to the vet who put it on Au:‘m ' were sceptical at the hmhdh“lthm“n 100 per cent effective. ...

... by Mike Scott Christmas cards in areas near to where they live. Canon Christopher Lowi; said they could use the rtunity to Pray w&po Writing in the weekly aqded. ey : o' those in Mouu that you deliver to. And pray their dog doesn’t get loose before ...

... By MIKE SCOTT Brampton -took it .upon herself to -adminster Valium, which should only be given to animals on prescription. -Just before the dog was about to be judged, her head dropped and she fell ‘herbal travel sickness tablet with Mrs Dyke’s permission ...