... by Mike Scott A few evenings ago | answered the door to be confronted by a young man who spun round on one heel, pointed a finger at me and came out with the magic words: “Have I got an offer for you, man.” As his approach coincided with the start of ...

... by MIKE SCOTT church, and the closest British city to Europe, | would have thought that something like Rule Britannia or the Stately Homes of England would be more aWto. | bet Greensleeves doesn’t feature on any answerphone in Calais. 0 MOST people would ...

... by MIKE SCOTT wondering how they were %10219 to spend the rest of the day. O 1 HAVE been trying to work out whether somebody in the council’s council tax office has an advanced sense of humour, or is simply taking the - mickey. Along with the council ...

... by Mike Scott which claims that if you enLo.y it, it has got to be bad for you. Long live the bouncy castles. O MOCgT shops should have cleared their shelves of Easter eggs by Tuesday morning. ‘ | wonder how long it will be before Christmas cards go on ...

... by Mike Scott to the coast. That is what | meant to do but, for some reason | still can not fathom, | turned left back towards the city instead. It was a costly mistake. Within seconds | had run into another massive traffic jam m Inbxmtd Oak There are ...

... by Mike Scott air whether they pass between the posts or not. So | can’t help wondering whether the nets put up between Whitstable Rugby Club’'s nmround at Reeves Way, Ch eld, and the adjoinin%Sainsburv's car park are high enough. Will it be a case of ...

... by Mike Scott nwtotwavwhony;unofl:m lorries some front . Dnotoflnmn,flnlnm vdlid.’mddropch.ekto 28mph, the one behind manages 30mph. So what happens? The driver immediately pulls out to overtake while the rest of the traffic is reduced to a crawil. The answer ...

... By MIKE SCOTT Mr Flynn tells how he bumped into Cushing in Whitstable’s Tudor Tea Rooms in 1991. ~ “I will never forget it,” he writes. “It was truly a day to be treasured.” Although The Peter Cushing File is packed with information, it is a collector’s ...

... by Mike Scott growis e the odd snappi molars soemo:‘nouder than the actual storm. | was forced to leave him until things calmed down again. Afterwards he was as nice as pie, of course. His face conveyed the fact butter would not melt in his mouth, his ...

... by Mike Scott The obvious answer is because it feels the cold, but having to remove a fairly solid moggy every time you want to make a cup of tea or coffee does get a bit wearing. It seems to take such removals as a personal attack on its status and dignity ...

... by Mike Scott When | thought about it a?ain, however, | came to the conclusion there was little point spending mone‘on g?metr}ingbzhic is atantly obvious. ol CAm!OT confirm this is true because | haven't mmn' it for m . am nfi:;l.'y informed hot cross ...

... by Mike Scott the way — nine out of 10 people get the pronunciation wrong. Instead of being called Sharn, as it ith comes L or even She-Ann. It got so bad at one ua’qdndm ¢ it to Sian Smith. O JUST to prove | am totally neutral as far as the General Election ...