... By MIKE SCOTT “We are a listening agency and we need to be able to hear our callers.” Clir and Mrs Hornsby were also shown improved access for disabled staff and callers and a new teletext system for the deaf. “It is much easier for those confined to ...

... by Mike Scott which automatically switched off whenever the words election, campaign, former minister, shadow spokesman, debate, issue, education, health, transport, Westminster, candidate and politician came over the air. I know it is wishful thinking ...

... by Mike Scott arrive on time, be clean and comfortable - and buying a ticket should not entail taking out a second mortgage or sending your children out to work at the age 10. If a system remotely like this ever comes to pass in this fair country of ours ...

... by MIKE SCOTT named cat, has engendered quite a lot of interest. To rut those interested out of their misery the name is an amalgamation of the words come and puss — hence Compass. The first correct answer out of the hat came from Mrs E. Harmer, of Rhodes ...

... by Mike Scott start overheating and emitting nasfiKsErßells and smoke. [ ] the story of the local cricketer whose personal view of his own skills placed him somewhere between lan Botham and Graham Gooch. Having elected himself to open the innings he strolled ...

... by Mike Scott O NO ONE can accuse the boys in blue of not having a sense of humour. I ivai'i-i'dh‘él;fi{;l' morning police briefing a couple of week agg when one rf the officers arrived late. The chief inspector in charge was not exactly ecstatic over ...

... by Mike Scott e & # . R His party may have been all at sea over Maastricht, but Julian Brazier MP had an easier ride as the oysters were landed his weight and size.” Drayman Mark Svensson had no trouble controlling Prince as they waited for the Lord Mayor ...

... by Mike Scott she aadead. I told this to my wife, who sa it wasn’t the grin that was lopsided it was the face. Wives can be very unkind at times 0O NO WAY would | knock Neighbourhood Watch schemes, but are they really effective? | ask because | locked ...

... By MIKE SCOTT seem to want to wear berets and lederhosen, while the rest appear to be in favour of sinking the ferries and filling in the Tunnel. What chance of European union when MPs alle?ed to be members of the same party are constantly at each other’s ...

... by Mike Scott | know others who have the same :«-&MM e o large Golior - a large dollop m—t pair of light grey trouser while a *- ...

... by Mike Scott rowling the highways and gy-w.ys. running across fields and quouolng up for tins of Whiskas in Tescos. The strange thing is that there is very little photographic evidence to prove these creatures actually exist in England’s green and pleasant ...

... By MIKE SCOTT ~ Thanks, Julia, but you didn'thavetodoit. | was going to vote for you anyway. (0 A COLLEAGUE went into his village store and post office to find three wellbuilt, blond-haired gentlemen taking up most of the space. All they wanted to buy ...