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... caused roars of laughter bis recital of incident at St. Andrew's school Saturday. Due lad, be stated bad eateo a bun, foor pieces of cake, three slices of bread and butler, and drank iouarnsrable cups of tea, and after that beard him say confidingly to a companion ...

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... balloon ascents, and dancing pleasantly occupied the time until dnsk, when the childreu, having received the customary piece of cake, followed the bands baok to Grantham. Many visitors walked over to Park in the cool evening, and spent a few agreeable ...

... when visitors were present), laughing and jostling and munching together, pulling the plates about, and sharing the last piece of cake evenly between them, like children. All such baby tricks world be impossible henee- forth. | Iva had a vision of Maud, ...

... know why it is, but I always eat more when we have company, than when we are alone.’ Tommy (helping himself to a third piece of cake): ‘I know why itis. ’OCause we have better things to eat,’ Martha: ‘I don’t see what yon can have against Elia Styner. ...

... men: Before the start, take the m’diu:i breakfast; after twenty-five miles, a drink of ginger-beer or soda-and-milk, with piece of cake or dry ~ biscuits ;at forty-three -uu,;ddh:drhk: at fifty-six miles, lunch—alight but nfly: meal of eold meat, salad, nflk-% ...

... rainy day a fine day.” Georgia : *• I think I understand you. Wouldn’t this irnnv ; • Auntie. I don’t want a nice big piece of Cake ’ Every year, said the professor, ** sheet of water. 14ft. thick, is raised the clouds from the sea.’ ” What time of the ...

... makes me So, as l'ie got to be anyway, I guess I'll take it. And was it etiquette that kept you from taking the second piece of cake? asked the host. No, replied the candid youngster, it see father. He had his hand all ready to pinch me the minute ...