How to become delinquent in easy lessons..

... likes on the and cinema screens. By means see that his ea implements are well sterili but let his mind feed on f vin'ence and garbage. 5 When he starts swearing you just lauch This will m: nim think he’s cute 6 Give him whatever spend money he wants, and G ...

Published: Friday 16 October 1964
Newspaper: Sleaford Standard
County: Lincolnshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 298 | Page: 10 | Tags: none

¢ To the Editore BR R IN e Road, Matlock, Derbys DE4 3AY

... season of good- Gently poached and garnished Guarantee of Satisfaction will, merriment and pantomime. With all the usual garbage and 4 trimmings. Holders of the coveted ‘Turkey Bakewell Menu: For the 21st g - of the Year’ award of merit. Century: — Buttered ...

Published: Thursday 17 December 1998
Newspaper: Matlock Mercury
County: Derbyshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 301 | Page: 9 | Tags: none

wreaks wrath

... THURSDAY - Buy Your Pet a Wig Day; Lazy Week finishes FRIDAY - National Fry-Day and Lard Week [.ardathon Finale What is all this garbage we're getting these days? I'm all for flag days that benefit good causes. But for every charity working to get concussed hedgehogs ...

Published: Friday 21 May 1999
Newspaper: Northampton Chronicle and Echo
County: Northamptonshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 459 | Page: 10 | Tags: none

Bridlington Town 2, Gresley Rovers 1

... leg. Richardson added: “We put ourselves under a lot of pressure, and when we did get the ball wide the delivery was garbage. “We will pick a team to go out and win Saturday’s second leg but it’s not going to be easy.” Gresley were reduced to ten men on ...

Published: Monday 22 March 1993
Newspaper: Scarborough Evening News
County: Yorkshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 326 | Page: 41 | Tags: none

Twelve Rules for Parents

... infancy to give the child everything he wants. In this way he will grow up to believe the world owes him a living. 2. When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. This will make him think he's cute. 3. Never give him any spiritual training. Wait until he is ...

Published: Tuesday 29 August 1961
Newspaper: Gainsborough Evening News
County: Lincolnshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 350 | Page: 7 | Tags: none

Pensioner’s idea to tag the bag!

... fingered pensioners are appealing for help in disposing of their garden rubbish. Reluse collectors at the moment are limited to picking up one bag of rubbish from each household on collection daz But pensioners who enjoy a potter in the potting shed produce ...

LUSEY

... 1.00 FILM Ernest Goes To School (1994 2.30 FILM Ernest Rides Again {1994): 4.00 Cass:- 5.00 Horney, | w; 5.50 Class: s Garbage Pick 8.00 Dr Quinn ns. 6.00 | 7.30 Class ...

Published: Saturday 18 April 1998
Newspaper: Northampton Chronicle and Echo
County: Northamptonshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 334 | Page: 20 | Tags: none

)Mail How to spike your briefs

... said: ‘‘l've got a tip-off from a contact which could make a scoop,’”’ you would probably think he was speaking absolute garbage. He’s not. He's giving the reporter a very clear instruction that someone has been in touch with the Mail to tell us about ...

Published: Wednesday 09 March 1988
Newspaper: Hartlepool Northern Daily Mail
County: Durham, England
Type: Article | Words: 489 | Page: 31 | Tags: none

Poor state of affairs at Burnley

... among r?'e top twenty grounds in any division. But sadly for IKe Burnley directors and manager Martin Buchan, theteam are garbage. Granted they were good enough to beat Pool but if Pool had played anything like as well as they can, lle CPore's would have ...

Published: Saturday 14 September 1985
Newspaper: Hartlepool Northern Daily Mail
County: Durham, England
Type: Article | Words: 534 | Page: 23 | Tags: none

of & Sam Can DSS sielp” Where can | get the foms” PPI or

... of & Sam Can DSS sielp” Where can | get the foms” PPI or | Womea! aboui the cost TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1994 Time to pick up on those horrible litter louts T was a marvellously invigorating break. A few days of Istriding along miles of golden sands or ...

Published: Tuesday 27 September 1994
Newspaper: Northampton Chronicle and Echo
County: Northamptonshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 558 | Page: 8 | Tags: none

¢ 2P THE NEWS -~ TODAY l Don’t get in lather over soaps

... glvin< tome — but if they want togiveittome Iwill collectit.” Trend-setting Paris magazine Best, which makes the annual awards, picked Everett, 29, after his starring rolesin Dance With A Stranger and Hearts Of Fire, in which he co-starred with singer Bob Dylan ...

Published: Tuesday 20 December 1988
Newspaper: Hartlepool Northern Daily Mail
County: Durham, England
Type: Article | Words: 486 | Page: 14 | Tags: none

TRIBUTES TO FINE SOCCER SERVANT

... adeage? If you want a job doing well do it yourself. Weil, after following this rule the other week, I wouldn't recommend picking up the rudiments of golf from your DIY hnnd)ot&o Rather, if you're serious about want to play — seek For a novice like myself ...

Published: Saturday 10 September 1994
Newspaper: Scarborough Evening News
County: Yorkshire, England
Type: Illustrated | Words: 664 | Page: 30 | Tags: none