... houses when I'm in the water, and There's a place to put the towel where It can't get full of sand. Such pests as crabs and jellyfish, With which some coasts abound, In my secluded bathing place Are never to be found. The spot is such a sheltered one That ...

... lose his wig No puritanic councillor With telescope surveyed the shore No millionaire, despite my wish, Was bitten by a jelly-fish. A disappointed chap am I, A screen-star I did not descry Gallantly rescued from the deep By a white man the local sweep ...