... THE At DIT. The Clerk reported teatiebad received notice that Mr. H. F. Hartshorne, District Auditor of the Hertford- shire and Middlesex Audit District, would attend at the Public Booms, Uxbridge, on the 10th Dec., to audit the amounts of the Uxbridge ...

... ON DIT That if a woman may be taken for granted, she never goes without saying. That a doctor says that the less a wears, the num she cats—which tua% account for live and the apple. That when two egoists meet it is •ca.ve al an I iur ata Li ...

... ON DIT That the popular officer with some lathe,: is Gyneral lionsework. That when a father, after the sermon, asked his iwin what wan the chief end of tr-an. was surprised to he told the cme that's got the head on. That the hen does not necessarily ...

... On Dit That old age pensions are having the exptieted effect. as there are thirty fewer inmates in the Uxbridge Workhouse than was the case this time last year. That Mr. W. 0. Lovibotid was paid a nice compliment at the Uxbridge Police Court on Monday ...

... On Dit : That the Uxbridge Board of Guardians have to hear all sorts of funny things. That a well known in and outer was again before them on Friday with an application for out-relief. That in support of his application he said A young lady of Uxbridge ...

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... ON DIT That empires may rise and fall, but through the ages the cost of food steadily mounts the hill. That while the statesman tries to lead the people with virtue, the politician capitalises their failings. That someone points to cash registers, combination ...

... ON DIT That a certain type of profesaional men are not Of the ma.eutine genik-r t.-.inse they are fer-males . That an Uxbridge innkeeper, who has recently been married, was asked by a customer if he had saved op the empty cigar -boxes in which to send ...

... OR Dit :- That the man who was presented with a daughter on April Ist, after over nine years' interval, says Never desnair—you never know your luck, even if it is All Fools' Day. That a certain young lady in Beaconsfield. famous for making wine, was ...

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... On Dit : That when the family terror heard his ciders talking about Bagdad, he wanted to know why? That it is rumoured that a well-known and Popular schoolmaster of the district is about to write a book entitled The Tale of the Stolen Goose. That ...

... On Dit That an Uxbridge lady warns her sister that if she persists in reading in bed, ehe will he burnt to death one of these days, and then it will be a lesson to her. That Adam and Eve were playing at cricket on the Uxbridge ground on Saturday (see ...