... . By Will Owera. Employer (to Clerk) You say you feel as hungry as a wolf and drink like a fish and yet you feel as weak as a rat you'd better see a vet. By Wall Owei. ...

... . By IHIilldl Cowhaii, There, my little man, I've rung the bell for you Well, then, if the policeman catches you don't you, go and say it was me By Hilda CowBaiinnio ...

... MOW SOL1LY WAS SOLD. By Willi Oweim. AND THE SEQUEL-- THE DOCTOR WAS A SCOTCHMAN Dr. McNab (after Solly has been thumped black and blue, his tongue left hanging out, and the guinea fee pocketed) Yes, that will do continue the treatment By Wall Owemi. THE INTRODUCTION-- Solly (who has ascertained before consulting doctor that the fee for first visit is two guineas, subsequent visits being only ...

... TME LIMIT By George BelcBer. Mrs. Green (reading newspaper) It says it was the French seventy-fives wot drove the Huns out of their trenches Mrs. Stubbs There And why on earth they don't raise our age limit beats me, Mrs. Green By George BelcBer. ...

... TKIE EGG TEST. By George Belclher. I don't think much of those eggs you got yesterday, mum I 'ad one for breakfast, and I've bin very queer ever since. I think it must 'ave bin a bad one By George BeleBero ...

... A RAID OH THE REST BIRERTS IK aa BLIGHTY Some EMsftiiag^tuiislfeedl 44 ia^lLe avers. THE RESULT OF OUR WAR ARTIST'S MOST RECENT RAID SOME MORE CARICATURES BY LIEUTENANT FRED MAY All the victims in the above collection have recently been donning the wampum and the war-paint, but are now at home on leave, and enjoying what has, we believe, been characterised once or twice before as a well-earned ...

... UNDERSTOOD By George BelcBer^ First Stranger Do you know what time it is, mister Second Stranger Yes it wants ten minutes yet By George BeJeIhier0 ...

... TIE LOSER. By Georg'e Belclhier. Old Gentleman (to passenger in boat train) Have you had a rough crossing, sir Passenger Yes pitch and toss the whole way and I lost every time Georg'e Belclher0 ...

... . By Starr Wood!. On our left an engagement has just taken place; on the remainder of the front there is nothing to report Sttarir Wood ...

... CL.ASSY. IBy Georg^e IBelclher. First Well-known Actor How are you, old boy Second Well-known Actor A 1, old chap. How are you First Well-known Actor: C 3 By George Belclher. ...

... AN X M A BAG. A FEW INTERESTING CARICATURES BY FRED MAY A small Christmas collection of character studies which includes Mr. Austin Taylor, J. P., the big.. -shipping magnate, who was member for Bast Toxteth division of Liverpool for many years; the Master Cutler, Colonel H. K. Stephenson, D.S.O., who enter tained the Prime Minister during the recent visit to Sheffield and is member ...

... THE GALLANT UNCONVENTIONABILES. Colonel (of a very gallant Colonial regiment): Now, boys, here's the English general coming to inspect you. Keep steady, no spitting, and, for heaven's sake, don't call me Alf! ...