... Old Bill Again: By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather Iley look out! Don't yer know it's dangerous to point a shell at anyone By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather ...

... 4 4 Old Bill Again By Capt. Bruce Bairnslather Of course, it 's only vital industries like this that we're protectin', yer know, mate By Capt. Bruce Bairnslather ...

... Old Bill and Co. By Bruce Bairnsfather I '11 let yer get away with it this time, hut remember I got a front door, h'and a knocker ...

... Old Bill Again O By Gapt. Bruce Bairnsfatlier I don't believe in Compulsory Service, yer know, mate. All I sez is, everyone should be made to serve of their own free will ly Capt. Bruce Bairnsfatlier ...

... Old Bill, M.P. FDMIJND GWENN IN CAPTAIN BAIRNSFATHER'S NEW PLAY Hatta Studios PhotopraAh Produced this week at the Golders Green Empire, Captain Bruce Bairnsfather should have as great a success with this play as with its predecessor The Better 'Ole ...

... Old Bill and Co. By Bruce Bairnsfather So yer still don't quite believe in staircases, eh ...

... Old Bill and Co. By Bruce Bairnsfather No, you were wrong, Bill That wasn't another warnin' you 'card Bruce Bairnsfather ...

... Old Bill and Co. By Bruce Bairnsfatlier That's enough about 'ow 'Arold did it at 'Astings. I'm doin' it now! Bruce Bairnsfatlier ...

... Old Bill Again By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather That's llie idea, lady! It's just like the Lambeth Walk, only different Bruce Bairnsfather ...

... 44 Old Bill Again By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather But can't you see, fat'ead, that the only way to get disarmament is to arm By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather ...

... Old Bill and Co. By Bruce Bairnsfather Nah then, Robin 'Ood, remembah Don't start chuckin' this across the road till you gets the h'order H'understand Bruce Bairnsfather ...

... Old Bill Again: By Capt. Bruce Bairnsfather I could do pretty good at a Conference raeself, with a bunch of these be'ind me chair Bruce Bairnsfather ...