... Who's to pny the barber. Sir P. LAURIE—What is hi. chmand ? Mr. Roe— A shilliog, Sir Peter; and be hesitated Lt first before he would operate. Sir P. LAURIE—Is the hair-dresser here? The reply was Yes. Sir P. LAURIE—Let him stand forth. ...

... Sir Peter Laurie by City police constable, No. 362, to answer the alliterative charge of being drunk and disorderly. Sir P. LAURIE—WeII, officer, what has this man done ? Officer—He was drunk and disorderly last night, your Worship. Sir P. LAURIE-Disorderly ...