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The Globe asks why should not the State undertake the matrimonial agency business The prime purpose of all good ..

... your business advertise tbe Bedfordshire Advertiser. Mr. Jerome K. Jerjme holds that teetotaiism goes to the making of jelly-fish, aad is distinctly detrimental the aims of the creator. Though the oentenary of the death of Robert will not till July, ...

Published: Friday 09 February 1894
Newspaper: Luton Times and Advertiser
County: Bedfordshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 177 | Page: 6 | Tags: none

NEGATIVE EXPERIENCE

... excuse, that the sun was in eyes. never tasted oysters opened by amateur without fancying we were swallowing a mixture of bad jelly-fish and gritty gravel-walk. never won a fifty of a gentleman at billiards who called the marker by his Christian name, and ...

THE BEDFORDSHIRE MERCURY. SATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 1879

... identical. But while two particles of protoplasm between which science could detect no difference developed the one only intoa jelly-fish and the other intoa man, we were forced to the conclusion that deep within them there must a fundamental difference of which ...

Published: Saturday 23 August 1879
Newspaper: Bedfordshire Mercury
County: Bedfordshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 323 | Page: 8 | Tags: none

[From Fun.]

... hours, when I came across an old scull, which I hung on to for ten hours. 1 was picked up off Dover simply covered with jelly-fish. But I'm afraid you don’t seem interested by my story.”” Waggles : “ Quite the reverse, dear boy. lam very much so. To tell ...

TEMPERANCE FRAUDS AND CHRISTIAN HUMBUGS

... TEMPERANCE FRAUDS AND CHRISTIAN HUMBUGS. WEAK-KNEED, BACK-BONELESS, JELLY-FISH TEETOTALERS. Lady Battersea (President) took the chair at the annual meeting of the local branch of the British Women'« Temperanoe Association, in the Plait Hall, Luton ...

Published: Friday 22 March 1895
Newspaper: Luton Times and Advertiser
County: Bedfordshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 783 | Page: 8 | Tags: none

BY THE SEA. (A Grumble of September.) 11! London may be dull. With the dulness of September; Or dark and

... sea. If longer here I linger, Winslow knows what I may be! I may mope into an idiot, Or maunder to a baby : Become human jelly-fish, Or sea As soon an aquarium Exist, as —by the sea ! My wife may call me selfish, And read mo Caudle-lectures, On private ...

Published: Saturday 28 September 1867
Newspaper: Bedfordshire Mercury
County: Bedfordshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 342 | Page: 7 | Tags: none

(From Fun.)

... Zephyr. Mr. G White, in his attempt to swim from Southampton Portsmouth, was interrupted shoal of jelly-fish. And for a very good reason ; the jelly-fish were jealous of White in the same wafer. Bridget Tewbey was indicted for stealing underclothing. Ihe ...

ST. NEOTS

... were duly nominated for tho five vacancies on tho Council, and the Clerk lias notices declaring them elected. A Lectlrr on “Jelly-fish,’’ was given Mr. C. Warbnrton M.A., in Public Rooms on Tuesday evening. LABOURER’S COTTAGES. Mr. C. Cochrane, of the Down** ...

PUOOOIOI7B Dl=

... precocious birds, who make their first appearance as chicks, not squabs. There is as much difference lames* the two between a jelly-fish and a minnow, and while squabs are lying callow, ;hicks have began to draw ap their storage of life, and are running, pecking ...

Published: Saturday 09 July 1892
Newspaper: Ampthill & District News
County: Bedfordshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 577 | Page: 6 | Tags: none

CRUELTY TO CHILDREN

... school who think that parental authority should on no account be interfered with, while there are others of the invertebrate jellyfish order who will not convict for any offence if they can help it. consider that in accusing the Society of trickery,” the remarks ...

Published: Saturday 25 June 1892
Newspaper: Bedfordshire Mercury
County: Bedfordshire, England
Type: Article | Words: 596 | Page: 5 | Tags: none

PROMISES VERSUS PERFORMANCES. the Editor of the Leighton Buzzard Observer. Sib —The eßcloied catting from the ..

... catting from the Liberal Echo of April Bth, I think, accurately emus the results of entrusting the government of England to “jelly-fish Liberal Ministry, led by a “sophisticated rhetorician inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity”—a verbosity ...

THE MEMBER FOB SOUTH BEDS AND MB. E. FRANKLIN

... time ago. Lastly, let me quote Ur. E. Franklin himsolf when sneered at tha Grand Old Man’s ’’ Government being “Cabinet of jelly-fish.” '* Above all things Ireland wants governing first, and legislating for afterwards bat what is our resoluts party doing ...