... r Put It Down in the Bill BY HARFORD WORLOCK J C 'I'M just going round the shops, said Patricia, feel like coming? That little pig went to market this little pig stayed at home, I answered. Talking of pigs reminds me, Patricia chipped in do you think, if you approached him tactfully, the landlord might put a wing on to the larder Talking of pigs and wings, 1 observed, they might fly. ...

... Vhe Death J By G. W. NELSON sy I BOUGHT a geyser. Tell it in Gath, publish it in the streets of Ascalon, shout it from every roof be tween John o' Groats and Patagonia, that my friend Gallipot made me do it. Gallipot led me erring geyserwards, and henceforth may Gallipot be ostracised and eternally cut off from all decent society. Gallipot came to see my new flat-ette, and that is how it ...