... Exception Though he was poor but young and gay, And she gay, young and poor no less, Their marriage, wonderful to say, Was anything but a success. Justin Richardson ...

... ft Wholly Matrimony Vital Urge Matchmaking parents hand in glove, Passion, Propinquity or Love No matter, one of the above Will give young folk the needed shove. Justin Richardson ...

... Wholly Matrimony Ne Plus What fuller sight has life, all said and done, Than the young father lifting up their son. Justin Richardson ...

... Wholly Matrimony Riposte He had an errant eye that sometimes sinned And she a jealousy that could not sleep. She used to tell him beauty was skin- deep, And, when she did, he said she was thin-skinned. Justin Richardson ...

... Wholly Matrimony Starlet Miss X craves the publicity That comes from a divorce, Her difficulty is that she Should marry first, of course. Justin Richardson. ...

... Wholly Matrimony Double Harness Let us in double harness share life's strains Certainly, darling I shall hold the reins. Justin Richardson. ...

... Wholly Matrimony High Hatting He married beneath him how could he help that A bridegroom's dress imposes the high hat. --Justin Richardson ...

... Note for the Scientist People who have three daughters try once more, And then it 's fifty-fifty they '11 have four. Those with a son or sons will let things be. Hence all these surplus women. Q.F..D. Justin Richardson ...

... Illogical Woman Old maids take to religion. In their scale Religion counter-weighs the lack of male. Man is then god-like! But these ancient dailies Would be the foremost to rebut such claims. Justin Richardson m ...

... Wholly Matrimony This and That Marriage is this and that and this And unendurable to miss And marriage is that and this and that While single life 's so smooth so flat. Justin Richardson ...

... Wholly Matrimony Anyone's Bet Justin Richardson Ts love just a gamble, A matter of betting Or is it a gambol, A matter of petting ...

... Two Lines a Day Relief of Maf eking Reunion Let us respect this small and dwindling band Themselves, and for the thing for which they stand. These were not heroes of some total war, Nor unmatched since, unparalleled before In might of numbers, novelty of skill But honest men in a small siege. Yet still The name remains in unforgetting speech And to our children mafficking will teach, Where ...