... CHOICE CUTS. MULTUM 1w lINO.-Mr. Goober, as the story goes, lived in the Mormon country. had but one wife, and he never thought ol taking any more, until one day an elder told him it was his religious duty to seal unto himself a few others. Mr. Goober ...

... 28. He returned his thanks in a few well selected words, in which he rang in Nero Plato, the great Sahara Desert, and the Mormon question. An informal ballot for treasurer brought out 28 candidates, and the feeling promised to be so high that the President ...

... the name of Adam Smith; then there was Sydney Smith— Aye, and don't forget joe Smith, my dear, of blessed Salt Lake and Mormon memory, again interrupted my father. John Henry Smith, you're a fool l wrathfully exclaimed my mamma, who did not like ...

... thousand inhabitants, a local board, a co-operative store, a parish church, and six dissenting places of worship including a Mormon mission! Good Mrs. Stott, who was buxom to a degree, waxed so red in the face over her defence of Little Shale, that I had ...

... Whoi, mi heart'll soon brun away Iv to the church them i' turns aw'r to tay, Mi betters on me ud soon bounce ; Aw wish aw'r a Mormon to-day, For then aw could tay bwoth at once! Rochdale. Ls. HOLDEN. CRIBBINGS FROM CONTEMPORARIES. TANTAMOUNT TO TRAVEL. ONE ...

... up a little fun I put our friend Ab on this Yankee oracle, by informing him that he had now an opportunity of pumping a Mormon elder. The two were easily introduced to each other; and their discourse, I could both see and hear, suddenly grew mysterious ...

... been as brave as a lion. *asToN,thinks three feet would make one foot it faster than two. — Danbury New. HIS GRAVB.—The Mormon prophet, who had many affinities while on earth, now sloops in the graveyard unhonoured. His wives strew DO flowers, and put ...

... .:•4 4,-;•• ' . ' 1. , -. it ----_, - C C.. ! . ' ' -.••••-: :-. • „. • - BLANK HOMO, THN HOMN OP MLLES (MORMON) BRADSHAW. ...

... while larne-eeaded visionaries like sinners 'at surrahnded him, for his blameless life, his willingness to help Shakers and Mormons has marched on to whot seems success as corn- ivverybody, bud aboon all his unselfishness, bed won for him t'respect pared ...

... hand, 4 thiliesive cudgel in the other. We happened to be out at the tirivied told him Conisistre&d. thrdi C Vali* . that old Mormon with . ;Wet isiissied thronigh lowa Way wish. Safely! We oh think an oldittifon with that, Pass safely .. - by way al the ...