THE GOLFER'S INVICTUS
... THE GOLFER'S 1NVICTUS (With Apologies to the Shades of Henley) Out of the blight that follows me, Making my game a theme for bores, I thank my tailors, B. C., For my impeccable plus-fours. For my wrong clutch and awkward stance And other faults I pay the price, A drive that's straight is due to chance Mostly I pull, or slice. Yet though within this game of tears My foozling cannot be ...